Kanye West is funny and sweet. Gifted. And smart.

I learn a lot from Kanye West. No shit.

Here I have a few Kanye West tweets that I think are maaaaaaaaaaaaad.

You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing 

Fuck the past... Make love to the future!

There's good and bad in everything... 
you get what your looking for

Don't tell me sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

I'd rather regret doing something than regret not doing something 

Yo sometimes you're just wrong and it ain't nothing you can say to justify it 

I'm deeply sorry if I haven't offended everybody

Everything I'm Not made me Everything I Am

Im representin you makin you proud reach for the stars so if you fall yo land on a cloud 

If you admire somebody you should go ahead tell em, people never get the flowers while they can still smell em

I've finally realized as long as you use profanity when you talk about art and fashion it's better accepted

See how the the people around me allow me to get in situations like this

 I'm the only thing I'm afraid of

 Yo being nice is my whole shit now 

There's always exceptions ... Just thought that was an interesting fact 

The bad memories don't hurt nearly as much as the good ones, cause you can't get the good ones back

Never put me in a box 

I'm living in the moment ...I want the seconds to move slower

I can let these dream killers kill my self esteem or use my arrogance as steam to power my dreams

The prettiest people do the ugliest things 

Theres always gonna be haters. Thats just the way it is. Hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids

In life... Sometimes you gotta just wait for the next elevator 

Whatever comes first I'm prepared for the worst, whatever comes second I'll be there with my weapon

I just did 22 hrs in the air flying from 
Australia... that's way to much time alone with my own thoughts 

I hate when people type LOL next to shit that is nooo way near LOL-able... 

It's good to reflect 

Imma look in the mirror if i need some help

Let me talk to your boss's boss

No's are usually longer than yes's 

Sometimes the days get blurry 

There are people who don't dislike me... they absolutely hate me! 

Ask as many questions as possible... avoid assumptions 

Some days I'm feeling super positive ... some days I'm feeling super stunty .. but I'm always feeling it!!! BAM!!! 

Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary 

Keep good friends around 

Choose em wise 

Make sure your accounts receivable are faster than your accounts payable 

We're all works in progress ...

I'm on my van gogh , I don't hear shit

Hoooold up... last question... does the devil wear Praaadaaaaaaaaa????!!!! 

I have decided to become the best rapper of all time! I put it on my things to do in this lifetime list

"When you meet me in person what does it feel like? I know, I know I look better in real life" 

Pull down my pants, make you kiss both cheeks like you living in france

This is bad, real bad, michael jackson 

Address me as your Highness high as united Thirty thousand feet up and you are not invited

Last night I saw u in my dreams, and now I can't wait to go to sleep

They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least about an hour late

We hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar take a seat, I ordered the jerk, she said ya are what ya eat

I call dis club titanic because its goin DOWN

 The Devil Is Alive.. I Feel Him Breathin..

And if you fall on the concrete that's yo asphalt

I don't know whats better, gettin laid or gettin paid... I jus know when I'm gettin one the others gettin away

I told her beauty is why god invented eyeballs, and her booty is why god invented my balls

No alcohol before tatoos

Greeeeeat : ( .... I feel sooooo much safer about the flight now that I've been disgraced in a public place lol 

Mosquitos suck 

Lipstick ...trending topic! 

I think girls be trying to impress other girls with all them weird ass lip colors lol

Keep the crazy colors on the toes 

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end

Please separate the emails so I can respond to the compliment and ignore the request, don't want to have to just ignore both lol!!! 

You make me wanna take showers and brush my teeth lol 

How much is a shit load exactly? I'm assuming it's more than a piss load

If you google Asshole my face may very well pop up 2 pages into the search

She asked when is fashion week.... uuuum...I thought it was every week??!! 

I told her.... I need you to be my new problem 

Diamond teeth... another reason to smile : ) 

Sometimes I get emotional over fonts 

Is it to early for a bellini??? Too late, already ordered 

Just cause you got a stylist don't mean they got style 

This might just be the beginning of the best Monday of all time!

It is Monday right??? 

I might bless the city today with an all white suit ... why not

Damn this is a good ass day!!! Got the window's open!!! I love my life!

Floral arrangement is crazy nice right now... these are manifique ... I hope that's how it's spelled in France language lol!!!

Don't you hate it when you say bye to someone then yall get on the elevator together and it's like, now what?? Awkwaaard

I don't understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice

I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight

Hungover a bit... trying on suits

We lookin' crazy fresh where's paparazzi when you need em

Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valley

Lol I spelled Silicon wrong (I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! :)

You can really tell peoples personality or lack there of on twitter. I ain't saying no names but a lot of people you thought was live is lame

None of these tweets are alcohol influenced ... well maybe a little

Why are there so many tweets? Well this isn't a simple subject. There are layers to this beyond me running on stage

So goodnight cruel world, I'll see you in the morning